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Preparation time 45min
If you’re squeamish around needles or can’t handle hard tack then this operation might not be what the doctor ordered. On the other hand, this potion works wonders for people who don’t shy away from the cut and thrust and need a little more than a medicine measure of melon-flavoured balm to raise their spirits. All it takes is a watermelon, a bottle of vodka and the largest syringe, with needle, that you can find. The trick is to inject as much vodka as possible into the flesh of the watermelon – don’t be afraid, this baby can handle a healthy dose. Jab it all over and if any vodka starts to seep out patch it up with a plaster. Now cool this tonic down, either in the fridge or in a cooler box full of ice – the colder it gets the quicker it’ll take effect. When you’re feeling up for it, slice off the peel, dig in and heal yourself. Gesondheid!
Yeah, it’s good, very useful, thanks 
Very useful when attending things were you cant take alcohol. Who will ever suspect a spiked watermelon innit !
Same can be done with oranges. Inject voddies into it.
Brilliant!! Because watermelon is so lame anyway it needs a bit of a boost. Maybe liquidize with crushed ice? Will be trying this.
An old woman can hold a shepherd but will always forget envy … Confucius
Concise and well written, thank you for the info
Thanks for this fantastic post!
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Justin
Awsome blog! I am loving it!!
i’ve done this and served it with ice-cream as a dessert. needless to say it was aloooooong night
Love the blog, enjoying it so much, thanks J x
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